Chameleons

I love chameleons, if they are of the cute reptile variety. However, the chameleons of the bipedal variety bother me more than any other type of person. Everyone has met one of these creatures - the friend you thought you knew until you had to interact with them around other people or different groups of people. Once around other people, those colors start to change so the person fits into their new environment and all of a sudden you don't recognize your friend at all. Which brings up the question of whether that person really is your friend? Do you even know them? Are they really who you thought they were or were they changing their colors around you to suit what you were looking for in a friend? I gotta say, I will stick to my reptiles any day - at least you know what you are getting into when you have a reptilian friend. (and they have to coolest eyes of any creature I see) As for the warm-blooded chameleons, as soon as I see their true colors it is time for me to accept the fact that I have been disappointed by yet another of my fellow species and move on.